Take a minute to appreciate Doug’s face in the Lost On Me video.
mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning
sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’